Love note from a muon
Yes, this is fiction.
Love to the sci-fi nerds,
Jenny
Greetings earthlings,
I am Muon, foundational particle of the universe and truth older than time.
I’M JOKING, OF COURSE. There is no time. Time is an illusion. Anyhoo—
I left my subatomic hidey hole to reassure you that, while much of what you see is chaos and you are DEFINITELY making a mess of things down there, we continue to hum along in the cosmos. All is well.
It’s not your fault, but you should know that your brains are quite puny. True enough, you’ve discovered a few of our tricks. But it’s tip of the iceberg, baby.
Also, you have some things wrong. No, I won’t tell you which ones. (Above my pay grade.) Let me just say that your grandkids’ great-grandkids are in for quite a shock!
I look forward to watching you twist up, down, and sideways as you integrate this information. You are always so entertaining.
Yours,
Muon
P.S. We all love you out here!